In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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