Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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