my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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