fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
be right there i have to get my cape
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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