Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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