so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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