Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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