she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
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You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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