I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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