my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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