i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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