Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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