I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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