Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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