I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
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My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
is it fun? or sober?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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