Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Help. Why am I so naked?
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