Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
whose parrot is this?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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