do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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