it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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