So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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