More tranny stories later!
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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