i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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