he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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