If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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