She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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