you would pick up someone in the library
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
