were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
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You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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