Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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