I accidentally burped into my bong.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Randomize
