Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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