Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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