hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
