I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm both gender and math confused
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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