My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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