How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
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She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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