I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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