Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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