yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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