at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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