her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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