I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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