He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
