I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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