just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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