Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
You made out with two different species that night
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I pour the whiskey from now on
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