Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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