they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
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I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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