Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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