im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
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do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
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Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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