Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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