kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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