All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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