Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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