Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
My feet surprised me
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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